A Supposedly Honorable Address I’ll Never Voice Again

Our first two years on campus together, we had History, P.E., lunch, study hall, Four Square Club, and Ultimate Frisbee Club, plus volleyball, basketball, and track & field. I remember getting reprimanded by our headmaster in the first few weeks of the first year for organizing an arm-wrestling tournament in the portables during *silent* study hall. I also remember who won.